After a weekend of food poisoning, I was brought out of my sultry mood by the unexpected call from my Mr Dyer, swoon. That's all your going to hear about that (smile) Then it was back to stranger than fiction. Ring Ring "Hello, who am I speaking too?" " hello Sofia, it's Terry, have... Continue Reading →
Feather Duster In One Hand C..k In The Other
Now, here's the thing, I have the ideal job, but, you have to be able to multitask. I can give the most amazing blow job and still have my feather duster in my hand dusting the curtain pelmets, now, not many women can say that. I can hear a guy cum and know it's... Continue Reading →
Masked Malcolm , super hero
I love my job , because it makes me laugh so much . Not always , of course I take it seriously and I'm very professional but some aspects of it are hilarious Ring Ring " hello, who am I speaking too?" " hello , it's Malcolm the masked hero " It's ok he's a... Continue Reading →
A mermaids tail, or maybe I should say tale
Here's another fishy story . I'm sure by this time you are starting to doubt my sanity, or at very least assume I have a vivid imagination. But , be it as unbelievable as it seems , these are all genuine calls. Ring Ring "Hello, who am I speaking too?" " hello mistress, my name... Continue Reading →
There’s a what in my hot tub?
There are some weird and wonderful fetishes about , I guess the same can be said for fantasies , but this one had me in stitches although the caller took it very seriously Ring Ring "Hello, who am I speaking too?" "I'm josh" "Hello josh, what can I do for you?" "Do you have a... Continue Reading →
Misunderstandings, I guess it sounds better than f…k ups
There are occasional calls that end in a complete balls up. That's all I can say really , best to just get on with it Ring Ring "Hello who am I speaking too!" " I am Abawabadaby " " pardon?" "Abawabadaby " Well I can't say pardon again "Hello Abawabadadawabrt " oh god " what... Continue Reading →
Light my celery baby
Every so often I get a caller with a smoking fetish, this can take on all sorts of forms , but this one was a little taxing Ring Ring "Hello, who am I speaking to?" " your speaking to David" " hello David , what can I do for you?" "Do you smoke Sofia?" Once... Continue Reading →
He said,”omg, your pussy’s amazing”
I have 2 beautiful Bengal cats, but they are very naughty. Consequently, when I'm working they are banned from the bedroom. But on this one occasion Pooky was fast asleep on my bed , so I figured it would be pretty safe. Half way through my second call she woke up, but she just moved... Continue Reading →
A male escort ? In your dreams
I thought I was the one creating the fantasies , but I do get the occasional wannabees. Ring. Ring "Hello, who am I speaking too?" "I'm jason" "Hello jason, what can I do for you?" "I'm just at home today chilling . Thought I'd ring up for a chat." "Hmm, that's nice jason , so... Continue Reading →
Under a minute? Are you kidding me !
Short calls are very frustrating for us girls. We get paid nothing for the first minute , so if I had 6 consecutive calls under a minute, God forbid, I'd be climbing the walls , but in saying that it can be quite amusing Ring Ring "Hello , who am I speaking too?" "Hello it's... Continue Reading →
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