Don’t mix your cocks with your hens

it’s been quite a while , so I thought I  would get back to basics , especially as calls have been a little humorous of late

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Ring Ring

” Hello, who am I speaking too?”

” D’ya want ma big fat cock hen?”

“I beg your pardon? No, I’m sorry I can’t talk about animals or birds”

“what? I didna mention any birds or animals hen”

“Ahh, I get it, your a scot aren’t you?”

” Aye ya ken”

” yes I understand perfectly now ken”

” No hen, ma names Leonard ”

” Right then Leonard , I suggest we start again”

Heres another, only short, but they make me smile, hope they will you too.

Ring Ring

” Hello, who am I speaking too?”

” This is your lucky day babe . I got a big hard throbbing cock here , hard as a rock and I’m gonna fuck that tight little pussy of yours ”

“oooooooh wonderful. How big is that hard cock?”

” It’s a big throbbing four inches Hun”

” Lol , oh you want small cock humiliation?”

” What? Small? Is it small?”

” No no , of course not , that was just a joke , really.”  Click  oops

 

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