Here’s another fishy story . I’m sure by this time you are starting to doubt my sanity, or at very least assume I have a vivid imagination. But , be it as unbelievable as it seems , these are all genuine calls.
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” hello mistress, my name is Peter ”
“What can I do for you Peter?”
“I’d like to tell you about my fetish , although I’m a little embarrassed about it, I think it’s probably very unusual”
” believe me Peter, there is very little I havnt heard before”
“That’s very reassuring mistress. I’d like to be a mermaid”
GULP
“Hmm, ok so what does that entail ?” Oops no pun intended!!
“I wear a mermaid tail mistress”
“How often? Do you have it on now?”
“Yes mistress, I have about ten, all different colours and designs, I wear one most days”
This got me thinking and I just had to ask the question
” does it arouse you Peter?”
“Very much ”
“Doesn’t that pose a problem for you? I mean after all you are wearing a tail”
” well I worked out a system mistress, took me a while ”
Do I really want to hear about his system?
” what’s that noise Peter? It sounds like water”
” that’ll be my inflatable pool mistress , I love to sit in it and splash my tail ”
Ok , beam me up Scotty !!
Sofias Dilemmas 
My God hun you do attract all sorts. Is he or it for real?? Sounds a bit fishy . In football terms , a tail of two halves lol. 😄😄😄 . Time to make a book of these…..xx😘
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