There are occasional calls that end in a complete balls up. That’s all I can say really , best to just get on with it
Ring Ring
“Hello who am I speaking too!”
” I am Abawabadaby ”
” pardon?”
“Abawabadaby ”
Well I can’t say pardon again
“Hello Abawabadadawabrt ” oh god
” what can I do for you?”
“I want fuck you”
” oh wonderful Abda,, um sweetie , How would you like to fuck me!”
“You want me come your house?”
Oh my god here we go again.
“No, no, Abadabwhatsit , I’m not an escort, it’s phone sex”
“Oh sorry madam, you find me girl then?”
“I beg your pardon , I’m not a madam either , or a pimp for that matter, find your own bloody girl” click
Ring Ring
” hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Um , it’s jason ”
” hello jason , how old are you sugar?”
” I’m seventeen, oh I mean eighteen , oh shit.” Click
Ring Ring
” hello , who am I speaking too?”
“Hello I’m Arnold ”
“Hello Arnold , I’m Sofia , what can I do for you ?”
“Hello Cynthia ”
Huh? Cynthia? What the fuck?
“Well Cynthia , I want you to suck my big cock”
“Could we just get something cleared up Arnold, it’s Sofia not Cynthia . I think your confusing me with Cynthia Payne , I’m more Sofia Loren ok?”
“Oh sorry Sofia , I must have misheard ”
” that’s ok Arnold, no harm done . Now let’s get back to the matter in hand. Hmm nice hard cock Arnold , really want to get my lips around that, oh Arnold, so big and hard, I want to suck that spunk out of you”
“Oh oh , I’m cuming , oh yes Cynthia “. Oh bollocks !!
Sofias Dilemmas 
Indoor sports see I knew hun…😊😘
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