I like to think I am very professional in my work , but there are times when a call is more like a comedy playhouse. This one was probably the most bizarre and I'm ashamed to say I totaly lost the plot. Ring Ring "Hello, who am I speaking too ?" "Hello there, I'm Roland... Continue Reading →
ODDBALLS ! ( Not The Genital Kind)
Time I caught up on a few odds and sods I think. This is just a few of my strange and bizarre calls. Ring, Ring. "Hello, who am I speaking too?" "This is Armond" "Hello Armond, what can I do for you?" "I want my hard cock in your wet pussy baby" Before I... Continue Reading →
Face Sitting And Slags
After a weekend of food poisoning, I was brought out of my sultry mood by the unexpected call from my Mr Dyer, swoon. That's all your going to hear about that (smile) Then it was back to stranger than fiction. Ring Ring "Hello, who am I speaking too?" " hello Sofia, it's Terry, have... Continue Reading →
Feather Duster In One Hand C..k In The Other
Now, here's the thing, I have the ideal job, but, you have to be able to multitask. I can give the most amazing blow job and still have my feather duster in my hand dusting the curtain pelmets, now, not many women can say that. I can hear a guy cum and know it's... Continue Reading →
The Master And The Girl
Aww baby, I move the cover down a bit, you get into bed, get on top of me with your legs either side and I pull the covers over our heads. We giggle kissing each other as I slowly caress your hips and thighs, running my hands so gently and slowly, sending tingles up your... Continue Reading →
Masked Malcolm , super hero
I love my job , because it makes me laugh so much . Not always , of course I take it seriously and I'm very professional but some aspects of it are hilarious Ring Ring " hello, who am I speaking too?" " hello , it's Malcolm the masked hero " It's ok he's a... Continue Reading →
Matt , Sofia and the hotel room
From the stool at the bar I sit waiting, sipping my gin and tonic , watching the people come and go. Other single men on business trips, couples of all ages, tourists, groups of co-workers. In town for corporate training , they all come and go while I wait. I'm nervous, the drink should be... Continue Reading →
Me Matt and the hotel toom
Guys sometimes ask me what a normal call is like, is there such a thing? So, here is a call without any comical intervention Ring. Ring "Hello, who am I speaking to?" "Hello , it's Matt " "Hello Matt, what can I do for you?" " do you role play Sofia?" "Yes, of course Matt,... Continue Reading →
The morning after
Sofia woke, stretched her arms, then the memories came flooding back. She looked to her left, he was still asleep, his dark lashes long and curled . He was quite beautiful, she allowed herself a moment to remember his passionate lovemaking . She quietly pushed back the quilt , knowing she needed to leave the... Continue Reading →
A mermaids tail, or maybe I should say tale
Here's another fishy story . I'm sure by this time you are starting to doubt my sanity, or at very least assume I have a vivid imagination. But , be it as unbelievable as it seems , these are all genuine calls. Ring Ring "Hello, who am I speaking too?" " hello mistress, my name... Continue Reading →
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