‘Twas the night before Christmas. 

Twas the night before Christmas and I’m home alone

I’d just settled down for a night on the phone

It started to ring , ’twas a horny old git

He wanted me naked and to suck on his dick

I said ” oh come on then , but let’s make it quick

I’m expecting a visit from Santa, st Nick ”

The next one was dressed in his mother-in- laws frock

And wanted me wanking his very small cock

And so it went on till it was late and so dark

And I said to myself “fuck this for a lark”

A nice cup of tea and a home made mince pie

But as I started to move a light caught my eye

And out on the lawn I espied st Nick

But to my surprise he was holding his dick

He laughed when he saw me , how his belly did wobble

“Ho Ho Ho Sofia’ any chance of a gobble?”

“But I thought you had come to just fill my stocking ”

“I will Sofia , in exchange for a fucking ”

So after the deed and with incredible speed
He jumped on his sleigh and cried”up up and away”

And I thought to myself as he flew out of sight

Shouting ” thanks for the fuck Sofia , have a good night

Santa only took three minutes to cum

And the wily old git didn’t wear a condom !!!