Here are a couple of calls that I guess I can only refer to as rather odd fetishes, or maybe it’s just my perception , anyway check them out and make your own mind up.
“Hello, who am I speaking to?”
, “Hello, this is David ”
“Hello David, what can I do for you?”
There was a nervous laugh and some hesitation.
“Actually Sofia , I have a rather strange fetish , but it’s very specific ”
“Then I’m your girl David , fire away, I’m not easily shocked”
‘Ok, I want you to be wearing a 1970s long white polo neck jumper, I’m also turned on by the word busy “. Hmm ok let’s have a stab at this then
“Oh , I’m such a busy girl in my flat , wearing my 1970s white polo neck long jumper , busy, busy, busy, I love my long polo neck jumper ” then I heard.
I thought, oh bummer , I’d obviously got it wrong, I hate failure
“That’s me done then “. With that he started to laugh
“I know, it’s very odd isn’t it ? I can’t explain it ”
Next thing , I was laughing . He’s called several times since and always the same scenario and we’ve never managed to say goodbye because we’re both laughing so much.
Here’s another strange one
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Hello, I’m mark”
” what can I do for you mark?”
“I know this is a bit strange Sofia but I have an obsession with the word jail . Also the magazines , cosmopolitan and Marie Clare . I want you to take me to the worst jail imaginable , talk about the magazines too and compare them .
Bloody hell, no pressure then, why can’t he just settle for a quick wank like most of them . I’d need a degree in political journalism to sort this one out
” Mark, you have been sentenced to life in jail , I’m sending you to bank ok”. Hah, very appropriate name , nice touch on my part.
“It’s the worst jail in the world , cockroaches, rats, pigs swill for food, riddled with desease . Not to mention gang rapes , murders , it’s the worst possible jail you could possibly imagine. We will travel by train I’ve bought a couple of magazines , cosmopolitan and Marie Clare for you do read . There’s an article in cosmopolitan about the very jail your going to ”
” oh Sofia, that was amazing . Thank you so much I loved it ” What any of that had to do with sex is beyond me but I’m not to reason why . Still don’t know wether he had an orgasm but he went away happy .