This could be from an X rated Open all hours. It’s my little corner shop Raj, although if he’s to be believed then not so little.
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
” hello, it’s Raj, I’m really horny baby”
“Mmmmm just how I like it sugar, tell me what I should do to you”
” oh baby, I wanna fuck you , hard and deep, hard and deep, oh just a sec. Lentils, bottom shelf my love, there, next to the rice”
Then, to my amazement I heard a till open, then Raj was back like he’d never been away.
” yeah deep and hard, fuck you deep and hard, oh just a sec, ”
Then he was gone again , this time I heard a guy laughing and
” your not on that phone again are you Raj?”
“No, not me sir”
Then he was back, this time I said”
“Raj, are you in a shop? ”
“Yes, it’s ok, I come out the back . Now I’m gonna fuck you with my ten inch cock , deep and hard, deep and hard, oh just a sec. Yes madam, what you looking for?”
I hope madams eyes didn’t wander too far down because if Raj rally does hav e a ten inch cock then she’s in for a nasty surprise . Then he’s back again.
“Deep and hard, deep and hard, bet you never had a guy like me baby?”
Well he’s not wrong there. Most guys aren’t that good at multitasking . That call lasted 35 minutes. Raj and I spoke for 4 of them . Still I guess he lasted a minute longer than most men.